Obama, Helen Reddy, and a Teenage Sucker

Posted on November 17th, 2010

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However, we do know (based on the State Department) a few things about “the deal”:

Just a penny each!

1) The 3 billion dollars of stealth planes would not be delivered until we have signed a comprehensive peace agreement. Anyone marking that date down in your weekly planners?

2) We would not be asked for additional freezes. Unless President Obama thinks that doing so would promote peace. Better hold off on that February building contract.

3) The U.S. would veto any anti-Israel United Nations Security Council resolutions. But they won’t put that in writing because it leaves the Palestinians with no real leverage.

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When I signed the Columbia House deal, my parents tried to warn me. “There is always a catch,” they told me. “Slow down and know what you are getting into.”

But of course, how can you tell an excited teenager to slow down when he believes he has just discovered the best deal on the planet. I was rewarded by my haste to send the envelope back with enough “easy listening” to last several lifetimes.

Instead of “Hells Bells,” I sat sadly with “I am Woman, Hear Me Roar,” while my head banging friends couldn’t stop laughing at what a sucker I was.

I hope that if the Israeli cabinet is getting all excited about this sweet deal, they should first read the fine print before sending that envelope back to Obama with the future of Israel inside.

Yes, at 43 I can finally tell my parents that back then, they were indeed right. Unfortunately, right now we are dealing with the security of Israel, which is a tad more important than the bank account and reputation of a heavy metal teen.

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  1. Chaim Sherman says:

    Yeah, but what makes this worse than your record purchase, is that this ain’t the first time we’ve made this deal!!

  2. Robert Rubinoff says:

    Hey, Jordan – I *like* Hellen Reddy! I even have her Greatest Hits album! But I have the original version with a blue cover, without the “and more”. So if you don’t want your copy, you can send it to me!

    Meanwhile, I think it was a terrible mistake for Netanyahu to agree to the original freeze – precisely because of this: once you’ve started the freeze, then it’s easier to push to keep extending it. After all, we already agreed once, why not again? And it quickly becomes not “what do you want in return for the freeze” but rather “what will you lose if you start building again”.

    Robert

  3. Robert Rubinoff says:

    (okay, I *like* Helen Reddy, but apparently I have trouble spelling her name.)